You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
Found the asexual
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
when u date someone shy that turns out to be really dominate
ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc
this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”
Your move, Disney.
OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL
There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
carmilla + text posts, part III
seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen
"people shouldn’t take nudes if they don’t want them leak-"
*steals your phone*
"what the fuck? give me back my phone!"
WELL YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT A PHONE IF YOU DIDN’T WANT IT STOLEN